last week i woke up at this guys house...this week i woke up at his ex girlfriends
I would do things to you that would get us burned at the stake if we lived in a puritan village.
I have one brief flash of having his dick in my hand. that's all I remember.
The wedding was scheduled to start 5 min. ago. 20 people here so far, groomsmen in tees and jeans, catering by Costo. NO ONE OUR AGE IS READY FOR MARRIAGE!
I'm someone's dream girl. I'm hungover in this guy's bed wearing ONLY a Brian Westbrook jersey. Not the same I was on a date with last night.
Man the liquor store just wrong numbered me, its a sign even god wants me to drink
He said hes taking shrooms and watching jurassic park so we're making a t-rex costume
we need ur ladder
Dude. Apparently I just smoked some stuff that's used for Nigerian spirit quests.
So the drug dealer I'm sleeping with just got drugs from the other drug dealer I'm sleeping with
Isn't life beautiful?
They wouldn't serve more then two Shots per person, so you grabbed a group of strangers and said u werre buying them all shots, then proceeded to drink all of them.
we played animal sounds and i linked arms with her cuz we were both cats....fate and my community college drama teacher have chosen my one night stand
I think one of my ovaries is committing suicide. But that is a topic for another day.
Also, if you don't fuck me soon, I will die. I don't want to die like that.
I had to dust off the condom box before she came over..
i did these weird ass ab exercises once that left me queefing for weeks
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