im never drinking mad dog again and i have your belt.
You were asking people if they could pee on you while you shotgunned beers
I think I can smell my own vagina right now
I've never watched DWTS before, but this show's got Pamela Anderson, Erin Andrews and Brooke Burke: 3 of my top 10 all time most masturbated to women.
I'm sorry you missed class, the topic today is copy and paste. I'm not even kidding.
someone needs to get her out of the garbage can shes never gonna forgive us for this
i wish his balls had a scratch and sniff sticker elsewhere so i would know before i even went down there
Literally best acid trip ever. Better than sex. At one point she looked over at me, started crying, holds up her hands and said "dinosaur tears of sadness". Craziest roommate ever.
Well I almost walked away with an Irish guy's boarding pass and some south guy's dignity
Please God, is a penis possibly making it to vagina town to much to ask for tonight.
They should just send me home - I'm literally doing nothing but watching porn and listening to pandora.
Every minute you wait for the sex that's not gonna happen, we're missing a tone deaf, drunk, tard-asaurus rex half-sing a 90's song to a bunch of other dinotards at karaoke.
They left around 10:00 this morning. I've been naked since 10:01.
You tipped the Uber driver extra for taking your phone away while you were drunk texting
I was just drinking but now I'm drinking and chasing with red bull. I call this "getting ready for work"
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