I love you and miss you, which in no way dimishes how much I hate the person you turned out to be, but I still love and miss you.
Cool, see you soon... she just admitted to her friends that it was a queef.
her teeth should be alot whiter from all of those blowjobs she gives
worse things have happened to me. but if it will make you feel better you can pay for my therapist sessions next week.
I stumbled into my living room at 4 a.m. to find him hurling my laptop across the room and his pants around his ankles. Clearly his night didn't go as planned.
I think your going to be the cause of an awesome death
The prescription for my birth control just blew away in the wind on my way back from the health center. It's like god wants me to get pregnant
I made him breakfast and we cuddled on the couch watching march of the penguins, which is, in case you were unaware, the opposite of fucking on a pool table
I gave an inspirational speech to a bum and called a bride ugly at her wedding reception.
I waxed the left side of it and was in too much pain to do the right side so my crotch looks like cruella devil
I just think his face would be more attractiveif it was framed by my thighs
She's lucky her pussy is worth listening to her ramble about bedroom furniture for 30 minutes
Literally just took 6 shots in the shower..I’ve got this.
Holy. shit. Chris has no pants on. In public. Fuck. Need you.
This is going to be so stupid, but do you feel the calluses on my hands when I give you a handy?
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