I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
I have a masturbator in my 5th grade class. the teacher told me ever since they caught him humping the desk in 2nd grade, they haven't been able to control him. he's even on medication but he will just do it in class
i think the sales of Rosetta Stone are directly related to the size of that woman's tit's
I just mistook a monk for someone with the newest colored snuggie.
I just found puke in my bra..
I have a beer in one hand and a slim fast in another. It's another one of those wednesday nights.
my drunken justification for peeing in her closet was that her shoes were ugly
Know of anyone who would be interested in trading weed for meatballs?
my professor saw me buying beer for the super bowl and said go patriots. thats how i know im getting an A in his class.
It was either the harsh truths I was divulging or the liquor..... But either way, I made mom puke
I was wasted and the time changed. I blame the male strippers.
My signature move is making guys wonder why they bothered in the first place
When I came out of the bathroom you were naked dead asleep on the couch but your dick was still rock hard standing straight up. I almost took a pic. It was impressive.
Hypothetically speaking...if I was arrested in Wisconsin, say Kenosha county, would you post my bail all the way from Oregon? If yes, will you also accept my collect call in t-minus 13 hours?
Just letting you know that while you peed your pants in that guys jeep, The orgasm I had made my hair fall out... Good morning.
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