I don't think brook has ever known best
The highlight of my Saturday night was singing along to the sound of music alone in my room.
There is a guy dressed as Captain America in the theatre. I want to make out with him even though I have no idea what he looks like. Wish me luck, I'm going in.
Keep your head up. His game is good, and you should be honoured to be a notch on his wall. If it makes you feel better, if it wasn't you, it was going to be me.
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If court goes my way we are flying to Vegas.
Fuck you come back. The old guy next to me is complementing me on my great choice of ring fingers,
Malt liquor mondays...better in theory.
An we can hold bottles of vodka in our hands singing yo ho a pirates life for me
He said I kept trying to give him directions back to my house in Rhode Island, and that I started crying when he told me I live in Phoenix.
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It was going great until he started saying "ooh kill em" under his breath with each thrust
First morning at school this semester and I threw up in a bush during my walk of shame.
Foreplay went from me being a bank teller and him a customer to us actually having to go to the bank so we would make rent
i puked in a jesus candle last night and then denied it... i'd say it was a pretty alright night
HE IS. YOU SHOULD TOUCH HIS BACK.
IT IS A COURTSHIP RITUAL.
THE MUTUAL BUTT TOUCH IS SACRED.
yeah true but how easily can you rip a scrotum
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