how soon is too soon to introduce handcuffs into a relationship?
Then he told me he was 40. I'm not sure if I have enough Daddy issues to go for it
im just gonna turn drinking alone on new years into a tradition
I just found out I lost my virginity the same day my parents did, 25 years later. This is my life.
We now know how the night ended in arrest according to the flip camera I did 10 handle pulls and beer bonged a 40. My life choices are getting worse and worse this is your fault.
My boss walked in on me puking in the urinal while taking a piss. Sunday funday is eroding my last shred of credibility at work.
I've got to admit, I'm a little hesitant about giving him road head. I've seen how he drives and I've seen how he acts when I give him head. A small part of me is saying this is going to end badly.
I've got a permanent seat at the "Girls who eat their feelings" table this weekend.
It's been so long that I've occasionally forgotten I own a vagina
You invited the cop in for a "Celebrity shot"
The heart of my unhappiness in my job is that it's not a place where coworkers and I can draw dicks on everything to amuse each other
she dared me to make out with the amish dude so I went up to him and grabbed him by the beard
GRABBED HIM BY THE BEARD
I felt kinda awkward walking into his house in nothing but lingerie and my dead grandmas overcoat
You've changed since you got that strap on
my life is like one bad, slutty lifetime movie.
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