Dude I just witnessed a midget touching himself and singing the chorus to somebodys watching me by michael jackson... it kinda turned me on
Starbucks introducing alcohol. i hear angels singing.
No, I'm never going to get a job bc I don't know anything about public relations except that Chris Crocker wants everyone to leave Britney alone.
Hurry there's a dancing lesbian. She's a jumper and has impeccable jazz hands.
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she's a kindergarten teacher now. The teacher desks are the perfect height for fucking. I'm delaying the break up a few weeks.
I'm not afraid to fist fight your child if I feel he is standing in between me and some tacos.
Someone just bought me a one liter long island and call me maybe is on. I'm going to die
He didn't call me beautiful but he came in less than five minutes so same thing, right?
i want to shrink myself down to penis size, climb inside of her pussy and just live there for a few months.
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this makes me concerned. not enough to actually do anything about it, but yeah.
So this is my life now? Laying in bed texting about Hulk penis?
Woke up in the hospital naked with my id's taped to my chest. Also apparently puked on two guys, two girls and an escalade (at the same time). Good night.
Why were there just 3 inflatable bounce houses delivered to my house?
oh shit.
Nana added me on facebook...i think i'll have to call her and warn her about my lifestyle before i confirm her as a friend.
Finally fucked my buddy's mom!! We are both ten years older and for her it really shows but i hit it!!
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