Dood you jacked it to warcraft. you can't come back from something like that
You guys need to stop introducing me as "the girl you shared"
just tried googling 24 hr taco bell and when i typed "24 hour" it autocompleted with fitness. buzzzz killllll
I figured that I'd start organizing the places ive given head. I'll add treehouse right after bandroom
I apologize for tapping your ass. It was a friendly tap. Like Casper. Ya know
I tried to twerk on a barn in 3 inch heels at a party last night and nose dived into mud. These were all new friends. I'm probably not allowed back. Cool.
You also proposed and then tried to jack me off
I think you are severely overestimating being able to get your lingerie back by posting the lyrics of Irreplaceable
Knowing there are different types of spiders in different countries and regions makes me never want to travel.
people need to understand when I say I don't want to drink anymore that doesn't mean tempt me with another bottle of Jose Cuervo.
I lost my wallet so I paid for my cab ride home with a sausage sandwich I found in my purse. Must have thought it was my wallet.
Can you pay somone's bail with a credit card or just cash? I feel like you would know this.
I got home and he was wearing a suit. He said he reason was because it was shirt and tie Saturday and that he won't change until midnight. He then proceeded to answer the door in a British accent.
Cmon. I wasn't that bad.
You stumbled ass first into the litter box, and everytime we tried to get you to move you said " if I fits. I sits."
Just woke up to the cat unconscious on my stomach, his face between my tits, purring to bring down the walls. I'm endeared and horrified at the same time.
Randomize
