You yelled "GET TO DA CHOPPA" and burst through her screen door and disappeared into the night. With the goose.
It's like a bag of dicks covered in taint sweat pounding a pregnant baby walrus.
well, I was going to forgive her anyway but not because shes my best friend and moreso because shes my drug dealer
I made him an O's fan. One pic of my tits coming out of a Baltimore shirt and it was done.
Remember don't think of it as being an alcoholic until something bad happens.
Think of it as Mythbusters for people who say you're going to get arrested or die
And. I know i am a gay man cause when i saw the pic of his cock his feet were in it and i am like what the fuck?
Tell me about it. Running across highways take alot outta ya. When he found out, he was all "concerned" about it.
It's 11:13am and my chem prof is drinking a beer in class. I guess finals week is stressful for them too
I just watched this dude try to convince this girl to go home with him. She was like, That's cute, you're cute.and she just walked away. Man I'm so not drunk enough to be around this level of sad.
So I just had breakfast and then sex in a parking garage before he went to school and thus I am loving my life
I just formed the "shit on a tree in Chicago club." And I feel awful about it.
I dunno. The drunker I get, the easier econ gets. I may be onto something here.
i'm pretty sure my brother is still drunk from last night. he's telling my parents that humans are at the top of the food chain for a reason and listing off all the exotic animals he would eat
when ur drunk laser tag is all fun n games. try it high and all of the aliens in the galaxy want you dead.
I woke up with eight different shoes in my bed what the hell happened last night
Randomize
