No, you can still breathe under the balls.
PS, you're not being slutty, you're "making dreams true."
Going home with an argentinian named sulvio. Ill let you know how it goes.
There is nothing scarier than watching yourself breathe in the mirror while on shrooms.
I just had to stop two people giving each other hand jobs in the pool. That was not something I was taught in lifeguard training
I rode on his Vespa around Florence and fucked him in an empty train. It was like a way sluttier version of Lizzy McGuire
What can I say, I bounce back quick. Never thought the line "my turtle died" would get me so many free drinks last night
Remembering I sold my brand new Blackberry to a stranger for a few pints = Worst night of my life. Now to work out what I did with my shoes.
okay the fridge is completely filled only with alcohol. Not even exaggerating. There is no food.
Sometimes I wonder if we're going to make it to 40.
I changed my birth control schedule so that I'm on my period while you're gone this week
I don't deserve you.
That hot guy just got to class and he's eating a bagel sandwich. I dunno which I'm more attracted to
Are you awake? I feel like I need to confess my sins to someone not on this side of the country.
I think my biggest regret in life is not banging you in the science museum
So I had Xanax for breakfast & I'm probably going to fuck my tennis instructor.
We need to stop smoking. I just ran into a glass door.
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