HOLY SHIT! Did you see the dick on that Great White Shark?!?!?!
it's all fun and games until somebody pulls the tampon string..
flashcards smell like vodka and my textbook is in the toilet. ready for the final
She tried to wake me up by touching my dick. I kept pretending to be asleep.
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Just used a champagne bottle to outline a trigonometric circle for math 104.. should i give up on life now or later?
Stop selling my mother weed! She's annoying as hell when she's stoned.
just gave another girl i passed on the walk of shame a high five
shattered his nose in 8 pieces. Blaming it on the dog. I feel more guilty about ruining the dog's good name than I do about ruining his nose.
Is it too forward to say "stop being a good friend and start being a good fuck buddy"
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm looking at some sugar baby profiles to get some insight on what we're up against.
I'm standing at the bottom of the driveway w a sign that says plow me
Plus it's a good way to scope out guys. Have them fight for you, like real males do in nature.
why do all the dudes in this porno look like billy ray cyrus
Is it unhealthy for me to do shots of pinnacle by myself in my apartment right now? Asking for a friend
You know how fear has a smell? Well turns out shame has a smell too. It's Pina colada flavored anal grease.
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