Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
I'm glad my gym is open 24 hours..I stopped in on my way home to puke from the bar
she carries around a jar of peanut butter. "just in case".
Even tho I saw his penis. He is still a really nice guy.
She is feeding us popcorn out of her bra
I don't care what we do tonight, as long as it makes me forget that my boyfriend just told me he likes taking it up the ass from big guys dressed as construction workers
So my dad just walked in on me with the same girl twice in 3 nights. I told him if he wants to see her tits to adleast admit it. All he did was smirk.
Her only article of clothing is an American Flag
He did a line of coke off my stomach then flipped me over and smacked my ass. Then, while he was talking dirty to me, he told me he wanted to hire someone to clean my room. And that's when he lost his boner. Life is so hard.
Pretty sure i brought my phone charger to a booty call
There is a car windscreen wiper in my handbag... Not my car's, not ok.
Hold me and let me compliment your butt
This is the best 30th birthday ever. In a Motel 6 drinking a shower beer and sending slow-mo dick helicopter videos to you.
Sitting in the dr office she literally looked at my throat and goes have you been having oral intercourse
You set a couch on fire in my brothers backyard?
Just the cushions
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