Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
I went from sexy to sloppy in a matter of minutes
He broke up with me by playing Lynyrd Skynyrd "Free Bird".
it's like god just wants me to be high for five days in a row. keep the blizzards coming.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Should we pre-order food to the ER for cinco de mayo?
I burst into tears on the boat this morning because we bumped a duck in the head. I am way too hung over for today
Come find me, I'm the girl sitting alone in taco bell at 9 in the morning drinking concealed beer with a straw
Lube is flammable
Who is this??
Bring your friend that fell asleep in the bathroom for my friend.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Basically, what i'm trying to say is, if you don't have something, excuse or gift, to satisfy my anger i am going to look you in the eye and piss on the floor.
I need an IV, a new head, and stronger morals.
I joined the mile high club last night. I ran a mile while high on coke. It was glorious
My Sexting was not on an AP level
Theres a woman here with grey hair that im pretty sure i would have sex with
You were arrested in a tiara again... maybe you shouldn’t wear one.
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