They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
Apparently i was the first person to introduce her to her clitoris. Needless to say...they hit it off great
My corndog is like a popsicle of bread. A WHOLE. POPSICLE. OF BREAD.
She fucking ripped my chandelier out of my ceiling. How does that make her a keeper?
As I climbed in the bathroom window from the room I noticed both him rommates staring and talking about me in the hall...
all of the sudden, the other guy at the bar who was celebrating his birthday got a super inspired look on his face and then screamed at me ''our parents fucked on the same day!''
I almost had to get my pinky cut off. Wow I'm so happy. We won beer olympics so i didnt hahaha
Its not gay if you're best friends and there's less than an inch of dick in the picture. That's where the line is drawn
I think the 8 yr old is hitting on me and they just prayed for the salvation of third world countries
That reminds me of the morning I woke up on the sidewalk covered in chicken wings
I managed to break 3 nails and loose my stockings, but I made 87 dollars at the strip club. I asked where I could find an application on the way out.
I just sent him a message bearing my soul about how much he means to me as a friend and his first response is "are you drunk?"
Shit like this is why I'm a bitch to everyone.
We damn well better have a snow day tomorrow. We just broke out the rum.
Dude this weed has me so paranoid.
Yeah tell me about it I just screamed after I coughed because my own cough scared me.
Nice classy night out before we roll our faces off
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