Well to be completely honest its more of a 'i wanna do things to you that your parents would not enjoy hearing about' mood
I don't know how to say this, but I think you're a fucking bitch and the sooner you die I'll be happier.
Sorry- wrong number! :)
Oh. Im drinking alone in a banana costume. Every time youre feeling down, i want you to think of me right now and know that your life is better than mine.
Smoking bowl and applying to community college. I now know how I got here.
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you're the only person i know to use "jizz" and "cute" in the same sentence.
i'm sorry for cheering you on when you were making out with him. i was just celebrating the fact he was decent looking for once
Drunk Tina signed up to be part of the crew team and got a text from the captain telling her there's practice tomorrow. Wtf
They drank shots out of my cleavage. Surprisingly, the one who did the best was a gay guy.
I've said it before and I'll say it again: your tits are a danger to gay men everywhere.
Seriously what kind of college town is this? Nobody parties during the week or abuses perscription drugs
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I have managed to reach the 'after meth poster look' before lunch here...
Want to FaceTime and watch me finish this bagel?
He started yelling "you tha man!" while I was reverse cowgirl
We were fucking in the back of my truck and no joke a skunk came up and sprayed us. How am I supposed to explain this to my parents
We found him. He just came running out of the closet with a bruise on his face saying he has been fighting elves in Narnia for a year.
so we have roughly decided that hes the dude all the chicks will bang in college, just so he will do their term papers
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