i've been fucking this guy since february and just found out he might be uncircumsized. currently google image searching to confirm.
my sober ride is dancing w/ a fat girl. i might be awhile
is it cool if i crash at ur house this weekend again bro
yea dude but i wld bring a sleeping bag or something just in case. or u may just have to shack up with a woman or 2 cuz we hav 10 girls visiting/staying over at my house.
how did u manage to make sleeping with a bunch of girls sound like an inconvenience?
Me. blonde. Sex. Dance floor.
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You mAke me stone. Stone fuck fucking stoned. I'm an stoned you cuz now fucking stoned stoned fucking stoned I stone.
Halfway through the blowjob she stopped and said 'Wait I know this dick'.
Gross! What the hell is that?!?
It's quite clearly a man posing erotically with multiple packages of bacon.
You lit a fire in my vagina no man can extinguish.
My penis needs a shock collar
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It was marvelous. I was drunkenly conversing with my professor in some of the best Spanish I've ever spoken.
The problem I'm having with looking for jobs while drunk is reading is really hard
He's 5'2" and his dick 4'8"
I figured if he was OK cheating on his gf with a guy, he'd be OK with me posting his number to m4m Craigslist Ads
Yeah you're weird. You once told me you would by me a house in the middle of sex. Like as you were thrusting.
I got really worried when i woke up and there weren't any missed booty calls from him between 3 and 5 am. Apparently his gf is in town ...
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