# days @ Coachella: 1 people i showed how to break it down: 279
this kid just came up to me and asked me if i wanted to play truth or aids with him and his friends. i'm in
Jesus wouldn't steal pop tarts. So why did you?
The Lord gave Farrah Fawcett 1 wish when she died. She wished that all children in the world would be safe! The Lord granted her wish and killed Michael Jackson.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
is it really weird I just got "suckable tits" in my honesty box and I'm flattered??
what am i going to do when LOST is over? What am i going to get high to?
Apparently she held up my head the entire 40 minutes, convincing the cab driver that I was okay
Good thing it was his birthday because I accidentally grabbed his dick at the bar. A lot.
I have no valid justification for peeing in your kitchen, but I don't think it's worth breaking up over.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
It was all cool until he grabbed my vag and started screaming: THIS IS MINE.
I slept with someone shorter than me. My vagina weeps.
You fool.
Let me be the vehicle for you to live out your slutty half-gay dreams.
Worst way to find out I have a half sister
Please don't bang more than two exes at a time, just so I won't get confused.
Let it be known that on this day, the 26th of October, in the year 2016, I successfully put both of his balls in my mouth at once.
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