i feel like i'm waiting in line to date brett michaels
its been so long since i'vebeen laid i've forgotten what a penis looks like. When a guy makes me hot i picture him finishing the job by whipping a multi-setting showerhead out of his pants.
It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
I wont touch it. I promise i wont touch it. JUST GET UNDER THE DAMN TABLE PLEASE.
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road dome is illegal, just asked in driving school.
He;s fine. He just kept saying "hurricane Gordon is coming to shore" and flexed his muscles a lot.
Good morning! Spongebob is on channel 257 when you wake up. Help yourself to breakfast. You were great last night. See you when i get back.
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
Idk every story shes told me thats started with "back when i was a lesbian" has been my new favorite story
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I've friend zoned this boy hard. I made him change my nipple rings before he went home.
Last night he ate BBQ Pringles out of my boobs...I feel like it was moderately productive
as much bud light as i have consumed over the years budweiser should give me a clydesdale
not sure if destroying him emotionally was worth it but damn it's a fucking hilarious story
I paper cut my nipple reading mail topless
You peed in a public fountain and then felt bad so you put dish soap in it; 4 ft tall bubbles.
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