Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
I have so many mobile devices now, I only use my laptop for porn.
So...AT&T finally added picture messaging for iPhone...bring on the tits!!!
Seriously, it was like sucking my thumb.. and im not even saying that to be spiteful b/c he is a really nice guy.
we were dressed as cave people and he kept telling everybody i was so easy a caveman could do it.
Aj and I already plan to tape our thumbs to our palms so we know how it feels to be a t-rex.
im sorry but you know it was a good night when you got tasered on the ass and didnt even feel it
Um...celebrating is an understatement. You flashed the guy at the mexican restaurant and then screamed, "It's just my bikini, I swear!"
be proud. or at least amused. an 18 yr old and a 25 yr old at least makes my average hookup age this week the same as my age.
Home safe. Took me everything not to stop and pick up some random cat that looked like an ocelot tho.
This family outing has commenced with me throwing up in an apple orchard
I found three vicadin and a pint of fireball with the note. In case of emergency drink me under their sink.
My goal in life is to ruin sex for someone. To be so mindblowingly unreal that they can never find anyone like me ever again. So far it's going well.
I had the choice between 9 burritos and 1 girl...
And...?
While he was at a job interview yesterday, I was dropping acid. So that's the aesthetic of our relationship rn.
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