508, what difference does it make? You were alone, anyway.
the more pounds shes got the more points. bonus points awarded for specialty moves used. aka broken cowboy, tobogan, dutch oven, or brazilian fake out.
chipotle is closed for thanksgiving... I am officially thankful for NOTHING.
So I got a little fucked up on the punch, and made out with the family friend. Which is apparently morally reprehensible. I don't get that.
High as balls & about to be tanning. Helloooo 15 minute vacay.
Going to pass out with da shoes on. hugging wallstreet journal from tuesday. please check me for liveliness in the morning.
sorry i couldnt make it to your birthday last night. i admit i chose being a whore over you.
He just came in my nostril. Never look down when a guy is pulling out during missionary.
Fuck men. I'm going to go eat a package of cookie dough and get fat. I hope I die of salmonella.
i told you he always needs adult supervision he just tazered himself
Teeth make me feel like a dinosaur. Can you feel yours?
I can't believe she made out with my 15 year old brother. That kid can seriously pull.
It's just unfortunate. She's a 28 year old woman who looks as if a pelican and ET had a baby. With braces.
We kept having to tell you that you couldn't just sit wherever you wanted at Walmart. Sitting in the middle of the raw meat section was unacceptable and children were staring at you.
We should form a club for all of us that have stabbed a sibling with a fork!
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