the semester is winding down: time to procrastinate by googling cheap keg options
my phone cant type all the emotion im having
i woke up naked with 27 half ripped $ bills in my bed from ripping them off the wall of the bar
Just bought a handle of vodka with the excuse of "just in case we drink tonight"
Never again. I promise. My old gay body can't handle that much adrenaline twice.
Our Icelandic basketball player brought cocaine and rachael is screaming that he should do lines off her stomach. It's that kind of party
Sorry I forced you to take an adderall at 1am and then proceeded to dance to Lose Yourself outside of Qdoba.
yeah the little voice in my head screaming YOU NEED TO GET LAID eventually grew legs and started kicking me so to avoid brain damage i had to fuck him
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
Enroute to my place eta 6 mikes...estimated time until intoxicated? 45 mikes. Commence the timer.
Seriously dude...who threw up on Michelle? She's been crying for like an hour
I don't intentionally mean to ruin relationships for personal gain but. Yeah nah I totally do.
now to finish some work and then i think i'll work out. or garden. or at the very least I'll continue eating frozen grapes and take more drugs
Like every two minutes he would pull out and whipser "don't you do it, you bastard" while looking at his penis. His new name in my phone is 'penis whisperer'
We are back but we are listening to stairway to heaven in my car. Amy is air drums. Be back when it's over.
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