I think his glow in the dark Star Wars sheets, at the time, really turned me on.
were lost, were cold and we don't know what to do with the stray cat we found.
guy just got out of the car at the drive in and told his girlfriend "fuck you and your taco" and walked off
You are NEVER going to guess whose penis was JUST in my mouth!!!
I'll give you a hint, we ate paste with him in kindergarten.
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Happiness for him is a different happiness than you can supply cuz you have life standards, morals and goals that dont include the bar or beer everynight.
Also, if someone could cut me off before im rolling around the yard pantsless with a 40 year old lesbian that would be awesome.
I just ASL-ed someone for the first time since 2002.
he's a firefighter. like being a firefighter screams MY DICK IS HUGE SO I'M NOT AFRAID TO DIE IN THIS FIRE.
No! Last time I got hit with a beer bottle
Haha, Tuesday man
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I rode home in a shopping cart so there's that. MVP to the guy that pushed it.
My girlfriend is talking to my ex-boyfriend at the bar right now. I REPEAT, GIRLFRIEND IS TALKING TO EX BOYFRIEND RIGHT NOW. GET ME THE FUCK OUT OF THIS PLAACE
THE COP WHO TOOK MY MUGSHOT LAST NIGHT JUST ADDED ME ON FACEBOOK
are you watching the world series?
I've made out with alex bregman... so yes
dude the last time we saw him was 2 nights ago when he was yelling that the trees were naked or some shit then he ran into the forest. I think its time for a search party
The smell of pee and coconut conditioner still makes me think of him
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