DOES ANYONE KNOW THE NINJA TURTLES
you dont remember trying to break dance in the middle of the casino floor on ur own throw up?
oh that explains alot.
I thought I had fell out of his trailer but he says I tried to ninja kick his TV stand saying those girls hula hooping were trying to seduce him. There wasn't anyone else there.
My dick is covered in produce stickers. I suspect you
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The calves of my jeans are covered in jello shots from Sunday, how desperate do I have to be before I start licking them?
I almost got away with it until she smelled beer on the stroller.
I cant shower it involves moving...
Just lay there and turn the water on. At least rinse off the shame.
walk of shame to my ortho appointment. kids are staring. this little girl just asked her mom if she can havr glitter in her hair too.
Fyi your toilet is not contaminated. We'd have to scissor pretty hard to pass what I got.
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Blah blah blah. Just come home and put a baby in me.
I wish you were awake and high the same times I was awake and high. And also in the same state. So we can fuck passionately.
The only thing that got rode last night was the shit face train. I brought him home to see wht all the hype was about and he just started crying and puking in my bathroom.
I would eat the Denny's grand slam special out of my new probation officers b hole
Panties = found
The last time we went to a costume party, you walked around in a loincloth with a cross and said you were Jesus. I'm eager to see how much more offensive you can be.
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