I am good. I dancing. Drinking but dancing fine.
She literally thanked me for asking before I put in her ass
The plus side of face planted at the tailgate was that no one could see my nipples hanging out.
I am at 2.05 miles in under 11 minutes. So either this thing is broke or I should always work out wasted.
So, I was thinking... Since this restraining order doesn't go into affect until monday, that leaves us 5 days to wreck his world.
Be proud. You give fat lesbians everywhere shower-nozzle worthy material for weeks on end.
He said i got a new job lets blow this money he bought 4 bottles at the club he is now crying after seeing the reciept
all I'm saying is that my epic blow jobs have made grown professional football players cry in ecstasy
Of course it may just be the context. A dish of dog food would look lovely next to your breasts.
You rope them in with the looks and the boobs, and I'll bore them into submission with random trivia. We can't lose.
Sorry I twat blocked you earlier I didn't know Sam was over. But, my house my rules, I don't have to knock before I enter. I did see naked butts and smelt "Sex Stank" in the air, we're going to have to set some ground rules when I get home. Hugs and kisses..Mom
just had a woman ask me to donate my eggs so that her baby could look like me. don't know whether to get a restraining order or be flattered. thoughts?
Don't worry about me. I am infinite.
In the last 2 hours I managed to have romantic starlit sex on the beach as the tide came in with not only just a gorgeous man, but one who happens to be Eastern European and finishing Harvard law school.
Oh wow. I want to be you right now.
I asked him if we could have sex sometime and he sent me a three page long text about his feelings for me. that's the only possible situation I've ever run into where a "k" response would have been more appropriate.
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