No matter what you may say to me. You will still be the guy that managed to get his own cum in his hair.
I just shotgunned a beer alone in the bathroom...what do you expect from me
How could you give up sex for lent? I gave up religion for lent years ago and never looked back. Or give up civility, not sex.
i was drunk enough to give the cab driver my number when he said "you talk like you like guys"
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Just walked into the bathroom and looked straight ahead and made eye contact with a guy taking a shit through the crack in the stall door...
We are keeping it ultra classy drinking 40s and playing croquet with 90s rap blasting in the back ground
He kept walking up to every girl at the party saying "Hi, I'm George Clooney. No I won't marry you." He left with three girls.
Trying to coordinate a drug deal while taking a psych test is not easy.
Who has the safety vest from this past weekend Additionally, who has the dancemaster glove?
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My life has come to reading articles about dating an ex heroin addict. I'm doing well.
also my alarm just went off. I am always amused at what time drunk me decides to wake up.
So do you know how we found out he was engaged?
An Amber Alert?
I spent three hours in the ER last night to figure out that my friend just had to take a shit
I woke up with glitter and eggshells in my bed wtf
roommate singing save a horse ride a cowboy wearing a cowboy hat a bikini and jeans while humping the couch.
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