I GPSed you we're an hour and 14min away from each other
and it's going to stay that way
He was like an evil genius with the clitoris. I don't stand a chance.
i'm not sure if i'm mentally prepared for this.. politeness? proper grammar? book reader ? this is a whole new meaning of the species penis for me.
is election day enough of a holiday to justify getting fucked up on a tuesday?
Currently flirting with a 57 year old. Why do i do this
Wish i knew who the f is sending me pics of asian newborns.
I was carrying him baywatch style into my place because he passed out.
my dad just paid them in porn...i no longer feel guilty for getting hammered and not helping
At some point during thanksgiving the image of me pooping on ur moms chest will come to you. Your welcome!
All's fair in love and war. and tinder.
I watched Morgan Freeman explain the existence of nothing, now I'm afraid of sub - atomic particles. these egg rolls are outstanding
Just got road head. In broad daylight. On the interstate. During rush hour. Pushing the envelope one public bj at a time.
Moral of the story - don't craft naked. Your nipples with thank me.
it's 1043 pm. still havent changed out of the shirt i wore last night so at this point i figure i'll go for twosies.
its not much but to go through all that to ask for half a balls worth of money was so stressful
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