do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
it makes it look bigger when i shave, i hope its not the same for a girl
no. you're not making a beach trip out of my abortion.
you're surprised the chick that fucked you for a free cup has herpes. i don't feel bad for you.
you're a mystery wrapped in an enigma. wrapped inside a burrito.
Please say a prayer for the elevator people at work today. My farts are significantly more potent the day after hitting that korean place for lunch...
Let us bow our heads and pray that I don't throw up in the tub
Gonna be hard to top last New Year's Eve when the guy I blew came at midnight
I want to share a beverage of the alcoholic category with you, but I'm conflicted about getting out from under my covers.
I just got a lap dance from a kid in the coconut bra... So not drunk enough for this.
I have a to do list for the summer and thing one is figuring out my sexual orientation
He told me I have nice nipples. You can't just tell someone that and then leave the state!
Why are my jeans soaking wet and smell like chlorine??
Bc u told a stranger in the hotel "I have sinned' and made him get into the hotel fountain and "baptize u". I've got a vid
It's not even noon and I've had 3 people call me a savage, one of them said it in reference to the blow job I gave them. So I guess you could say it's going to be a good weekend
We are gonna play a game I like to call what the fuck is in my pocket
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