It smells like Drakkar Noir and desperation out here.
That's why you should quit smoking.
Its the Friday before break. There are 20 kids in my 300 person lecture hall. All with the same what the fuck am I doing here look on there face.
hes a good boy he deserves a good blow
Just found cake in my bra, debating if I should eat it
I think I suffocated him while I was riding his face
Voted patient of the month again at the urgent care. I need to rethink my life choices.
Dude she's on meds. He has a ginormous penis. Ur A dumbass. That concludes our feelings chat. Dim Sumday?
I got shot at today. If that doesn't get me at least a blow job I give up working on the south side
Please brint me miilk. I am on the floor but my door is open. Thank you, i appreciate u verry much.
How does she have a hairless cat and a husband it's not fair. Both are hard to come by
Thursday could be nutella day. You could make me a nutella sandwich and then fuck me senseless
Bring me a cialis. .. I feel like having a super dick today
If the world ends and i have no vodka please just kill me.
Ugh I don't want to adult today. I need like a dozen more coffees. Or cookies. They're interchangeable.
He stole one of my good bras again. If I'm not getting laid I'm not putting with this shit. Also it's a walk of shame for you today, my car is suicidal again.
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