No, I'm talking to this Chinese girl. Can't understand a word she's saying, but i think i caught the word vagina a few times.
I feel like I'm back in highscool trying to hide my erections at work
I dont think that drinking by ourselves on a saturday night counts as being "fun alcoholics"
I HAVE MY OWN TITS FOR THAT AND I CAN GUARANTEE THAT THEYRE MORE GLORIOUS
say penis size is all related to how funny you are and then tell a feminist joke. if she laughs, you got double points, if she slaps you, she probably wasn't going to sleep with you anyway
Well I don't think you can suck his dick while he's making pizza. I think that goes against some health codes.
Hi this is the guy from the cell phone store. Your Dad just upgraded your phone as a surprise. I didn't tell him about your topless pics on your phone. I transfered them to new phone. Nice rack!
Is he the circus guy or the bi-curious street preacher?
i just found my fake in the snow. LIFE IS AWESOME
He threw up on my head while I was blowing him, and then I started barfing, and the kitchen floor was a mess. Believe me, he will never, ever live this down.
will you help me invent vagina-safe pop rocks?
You know you've hit a new slutty low when you're simultaneously sexting and having a tea party with a 4 year old
my face feels like mints and my body feels like tingles
These business classes have improved my drug business ten fold
She was riding a razor scooter down the street wearing nothing but a feather boa it was beautiful.
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