just do him I won't tell jon
um i'm guessing you meant to send this to tina, thanks for the support in our relationship you whore
Tell her to GTFO!!!!! JAI HO!!!!!
It's like having an annoying little brother who wants to have sex with you
How can I look at her with a straight face when she has dry puke on her eye lid
you two started sword fighting with 3 ft tall spruce trees you pulled out of planters
We call it lazy sex. We just lay next to each other and help each other masturbate. that way we can both be on bottom.
got extra credit for showing up to class before a holiday. it hit me 5 minutes later that she meant easter....
hung over. covered in somebodies makeup. and ready to drink.
no im not bringing booze its easy, you just challenge a drunk guy to beer pong, he'll hand you two beers, you lose on purpose, and everyone makes fun of you. but we laugh in the end for bringing nothing to a byob
One day. I will touch his hair. I'm curious if it'll be like a soft cloud.
I had to run home with my hands covering my tits this morning. How does this keep happening?
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
I'm eating lunchables with a glass of wine while I FaceTime the guy I lost my virginity to.
I bought 10 disposable adhesive bras and duct tape. If Home Depot can't help my breasts defy gravity, nothing will...
LMAO
Some guy walking down the sidewalk just looked at me and said "hey it's the world champ". How drunk was I on Friday...?
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