We're gonna have to suck it up and start making out for free drinks. No homo. I'm watching Tyra "I kissed a girl and I got free drinks."
Let's do it. All homo
I wish they made portable blow up dolls for girls.
It's called a dildo, genius. Go to sleep.
I just saw a hobo ride by on a unicycle. Good day.
You were too busy being proud of your penis shaped pancakes to notice...
It was everywhere, it looked like he just took the leftovers and threw them around the bathroom... Festively...
he seriously made his penis a facebook.
It was one of those you-have-no-other-way-home-and-we-already-made-out-so-I-guess-youre-coming-home-with-me-if-you-promise-to-leave-early kind of deals.
I just sprawled out on my bedroom floor and cried while shoveling chocolate into my mouth.. I should not have Bacardi at home
This baby is an asshole
Did u see the proverb she left as a comment on my picture?
Preparing for the bar exam has made my whatever disorder you said I have act up again
You are cordially invited to the annual finals week stress relief drinking binge at our manor this evening
In other news, my ex fuck buddy is a surprisingly good wingman.
I drank Dr. Pepper and instant breakfast mix together and threw up sober for the first time.
Last night I ate a candle out of a strippers ass.... I guess it was an okay night.
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