i will see naked twins by the end of the night. that's all i know
Ok see being that I'm not present or participating your vague texts "neeeeed that" and "vagina" leave a lot to question.
The bloodstain in the garden looks like a sad face. Like I don't already know this is bad...
All is not lost. The bondage chair came with repair seals and glue. It's like the knewwwwwww this would happen.
just saw someone climb out of the dumpster at cvs and start walking down the street like it was completely normal
when someone at the bar asked you a question all you knew how to say was "chug-a-lug"
Clearly my hormones are sending beaming lights to every penis in the area
yeah dropping that class because i really don't want to be known as the girl who fell asleep in class and threw up as she walked out for an entire semester
do I look like a person who has full control of their limbs and existence on this plane of reality
Medicine hack, old crowe and ramen flavor packets isnt a cure for the cold.
It's just not St. Patrick's Day until someone pukes on your panties.
It's a novelty for anyone to see a girl like me in a skirt like this milking a cow
i asked your drunk ass where the fuck you were going and you screamed “WENDY’S BITCH”.
and eventually we just all took our pants off
I'd rather plunge my eyes out than acknowledge being related to either of my brothers
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