Are you drinking alone?
no, i'm watching house
That doesn't count.
wtf, then i'm always alone
Let's get naked and see who's stronger.
I'm towing my little brother down the road on a sixty year old tractor, we're taking up the whole highway, and no one cares. I love South Dakota.
she's doing push ups on the keg. hows a girl supposed to compete with that?
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For someone who "only drinks patron" your lack of pickiness with men alarms me
just got carried INTO the bar by 4 people. it's like watching my weekend in reverse.
I could see myself reflected in his wedding band as i was going down on him.
Went to 3 separate liquor stores today and I just made a huge tray of jello shots. This will be the Thanksgiving that puts all the others to shame.
we can fight about whose fault it is later....naked.
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So, since you're now a four night stand, I feel comfortable asking: Did I leave my sunglasses at your house? Or my underwear?
That's not as bad as watching a dumb ass drunk peeing into your window fan -
Pizza rolls are incredible. They are like sex, except I have them sometimes
Would seriously like to slash his tires but then I feel like I'd have to deal with him longer.
I just saw the co founder of Waffle House passed away Friday. Are you okay?
That's about the same time my life started falling apart... Coincidence?!?!? I think NOT!!!
I've never had to say don't judge me for chip clips in the shower before
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