I'm going to jail i love you
I just feng shui'd our living room furniture. You may be mad in the morning
Im too awkward for one night stands. I need to hire someone to come clear them out of my bed before I wake up.
someone should tell her that easter eggs aren't meant to be dildos.
Horny girl and non horny girl have different views on life
I hope my sperm were as drunk as I was.
M WATCHING THE HISTORY CHANNEL AND IT SAID THAT WHEN THE LUST PART OF THE BRAIN IS ACTIVATED THE JUDGEMENT PART IS NOT. THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
i'm traumatized. his orgasm face consisted of him looking like my dead grandfather and burping.
Pretty sure I can show you the text you sent me stating some interest in my penis entering your mouth if said circumstances were met.
Of the three people getting wasted at this dance competition, im two of them
exhale infront of a fan. self shotgun.
Is a swingers hotel appropriate for an anniversary?
My liver is preforming stress tests.
You barfed off the front porch while the elderly neighbors were walking their dog. We had to convince them not to call 911.
Pics or it didn't happen.
Sitting in the car eating a bagel. Watching a guy do tai chi in the parking lot. My morning is fabulous
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