I think my emotional moodswings have reached a new low. I cried for the entire duration of changing my tampon.
I'm going to make him fall in love with me one blow job at a time.
last night we were having sex and i didn't care if i got off. i was just holding up my hand behind his head so i could look at my new ring. i think he knew.
I spent an hour trying to convert bar outfits to church outfits. Its hard.
yeah I'm sure your grandparents are the best but it's halloween. get a slutty costume and let's go ham.
Most adult booty call ever. Ha. We got down to business and still got to watch the colbert report.
I mean he gave me an 'I owe you an orgasm' fist bump
The sad part is that if I don't get a random pic of your balls or ass or both every month, I start to worry that we're not friends anymore
I just got invited to party with a bunch of elderly lesbians I am in no position to offer life advice
Not my type, but the penis looks fun.
So after I fell off 4 times we concluded I'm not allowed to ride him anymore.
I think I just did my first walk of shame. He sent me home with a watermelon from his farm. Southern one night stands.
Your roommates will be treating you to many anecdotes about my intentions to have aggressive sex with you. I'm sorry in advance.
I shaved my balls for you. Do you have any idea how hard that is?
Ahhh the shame of taking out my recycling
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