About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
billy ray cyrus is narrating a show on the history channel. my iq cant decide whether to go up or down.
i just uploaded three hundred pictures and you had your shirt off in two hundred and ninety of them
the remaining ten - you weren't in
I can't lisssten to Lou Holtzsss ssspeak anymore
You said that we had to leave the party together and proceeded to repeat the "ducks fly together" speech from The Mighty Ducks word for word. Soon the whole party was quite and started chanting quack..quack...quack..
i could have sworn she did an overextended split with her legs over her head but now i think it was just the drugs
If you see my mugshot on the news tomorrow, its not what you think
The sad part is that if I don't get a random pic of your balls or ass or both every month, I start to worry that we're not friends anymore
When I die I just want my headstone to my name, date of birth-death, and TEQUILA!!
When do you sleep by the way. I was surprised when I went to work at 1 am,left at 7 am and had a text from you somewhere in between
I just vodka nap now...
I need a good cry or an orgasm and neither of them are gonna happen to me and i'm so frustrated
Reminder: You could have had sex with me while wearing a tiara.
I fucked her ex bc she fucked mine but now we're cool and I'm watching her dog this weekend
I gave you keys to my house and drugs. This must mean we're in a relationship.
What's the point of having a gay best friend if he doesn't play with your titties?
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