I'm pretty sure his head is too big to fit between my legs. Worthless.
I had to remind him that there is no "age exchange rate" between the u.s. and spain, and that 16 will always equal 16
he poured tabasco sauce in my vag.. I'm still having a hard time going to the bathroom.
he literaly had industrial grade plastic underneth his blankets
i have received so many congratulations texts this morning. sleeping with him really was a good decision.
I just texted him to come over because I want to see if his hand fits the handprint bruise on my ass.....I feel like the cinderella of S&M
DID YOU JUST COME OUT THROUGH A FACEBOOK COMMENT??
You told the waitress last night "What tip bracket do I have to be in to see your boobs"
You insisted I take photos of you vomiting off the top of the tree.
He was drinking a long island through his Breathalyzer tube.
I fucked my cousin and caught chlamydia this year. I can't really harbour any illusions about myself anymore.
You're too morally constrained. I firmly believe that you should be less concerned with how young she is and more excited by the fact that she's not jailbait by virtue of a legal technicality.
What part of drinking with my mom makes you think i'd get naked
All of it
Don't send me nudes asking me to come fuck you on lunch break then send me a video of kids you're babysitting.
The Game of Thrones convention was just a drunk fuckfest.
Please tell me you banged Jon Snow.
Randomize
