Small dicks are the new regular sized dicks.
They keep asking what you are doing. I told them to quit calling her "what."
If its called oral, why is it so hard to talk?
Also how the fuck did i get like 30 brown napkins
I say that when we get our grades back we're making a drinking game out of it.
high in an attic. pig roast in 10.
it will be an insanely irresponsible summer.the only things i plan on not doing are dying and getting pregnant.and even those are negotiable
Honestly, It follows the same rules as Cock Roulette.
My lower body still feels like its been through a garbage disposal and a trash compactor. In that order.
I pretended I didn't remember seeing him hookup with that freshman, and he pretended he didn't remember seeing me hookup with that old guy. We have a beautiful and unawkward friendship.
Visiting Houston was a good decision for my penis.
Well to me, someone is not really my friend until we go to a mcdonalds drunk at 4am. It's like a right of passage
I'm not wearing pants, but I'm wearing a tiara.
I think him and kristen are pretty serious now.. I dont think he cheats on her, anymore.
I need to go to St. Louis more often. The brides sorority sisters were practically fighting over me once they heard I work on Wall St.
Randomize
