Yeah, i think she was German or something.
No dude, she's just got a speech impediment.
saw him outside... he got fatter, i got blonder. the winner is obvious.
its sad that the first thing i assume is that ur trying to indirectly tell me you fucked on a breakfast table
by asking you if you bought one for the apartment?
Dear man in the lobby please go play whith yourself elsewhere
there is no way he can be that small
look on the bright side he'll over comepensate
i got turned down by a girl after she saw how big my penis was and she said "thats not goin in me"
He tried to make eye contact, he should know by now that freaks me out
Im only slightly posetive that left over guacamole and wine are unacceptable for breakfast at 6.30 am
I vaguely remember chanting "USA" at the pool when we were talking to the Frenchies.
We were pointing at fat people and chanting USA.
do you think a sharp knife would stab through a cheese suit?
$200 on plane. $110 on train. $5 per drink on plane. $15 per case on train. Plane 1 hour flight. Train 9 hour excursion. Hmmmmm.
By the way. I expect to test the theory of you running a mile drunk for memorial day.
I praised you last night for winning a chug off...you thanked me with a ridiculously hard headbutt. Thanks dick.
Every day I wake up and there is no spectacular morning wood waiting for me I get so sad.
His sisters are going to have a heyday finding all those condoms in their bunk beds.
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