Blackout barefoot maybe pregnant
Good decisions....
Just got blue box Mac and cheese things are looking up
What can i say im a girl who smells like weiners.
I just don't get it. Video games don't suck his dick.
We have to give a final comment in english, i think i might say "i learned it's a bad idea to make out with people in your classes who have girlfriends."
handjobs have no place on a baseball diamond
Fucking plugged the shower with taquitos I just threw up.
I just saw the Mona Lisa in the background of a porno. Whole new appreciation for art. fuck you I'm cultured.
Fair enough. Everyone has some guilty pleasures. Yours is yourself
I'm high. Everything has a 45° angle. That is as far as my eyes open
he said didn't have much sexual experience and then proceeded to tell me he is going to make me cum harder than my vibrator could
well, that escalated quicky
First date was awkward. I think I just saw someone die.
he had hair everywhere except his balls
Carver called his mom a milf again
Was it on purpose this time?
He wants to buy us a microwave. Clearly the man is going to fix my life.
Apparently I have decided there are no repercussions for my actions
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