We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
where are you?
sonic
Good. I hungoveredly cleaned your room. This is what being married is going to be like. I pick the condoms up off the floor and you bring home the hot dogs.
tell that swedish kid i didnt take his shotgun. he GAVE it to me.
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we're tailgating intramural basketball with hard drugs and tequila...and i think the players are taking shrooms
She tried to cook Velveeta IN the oven on clean mode.
It's sad that your definition of adulthood entails banging your boss after getting hammered at happy hour, and putting the tab on the company credit card.
WHY ARE YOU POKING HOLES IN MY 3AM LOGIC?!
His rebound girl is half his size, looks like a leprechaun, is majoring in theater studies and has arms like Rosie O'donnell. Do I win?
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"I wasn't planning on buying a chicken, but I bought it anyway." --some guy on the bus with a chicken
"Yeah, I only have nine toes." --that same guy
I beer bonged before it even hit 4 o' clock. Please get on my level homecoming style.
Some small part of me hopes I'm on the probationary list because of seeing the Dean at that fetish party.
"This must be what Jayden Smith feels like all the time"
It's my birthday weekend! I'm getting a Brazilian and he's going to fucking Arkansas. Where the fuck are his priorities?
She super glued his penis to his testicles. And shaved off a good portion of his hair after he passed out at the party.
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