Is it sad that the only reason I haven't lapsed into depression is that I'm prettier than her?
Nah, we all need something.
i dont think my boyfriend knows how much of a pain it is to shave my ass
When we made out her lip\nose ring fell out in my mouth. Awkward?
You were so drunk last night you typed www.face.come/cheese.com as if you were logging into facebook.
Wouldn't pinatas filled with coke be awesome idea for cinco de mayo?
I drank butter last night, who am I to judge?
Also we saw a clown getting arrested. Rochester is weird.
We created a neighborhood watchdog drinking game
Nothing with ever convince me that she wasnt purposely left behind by our mother to ruin my life and fuck our family
So if her brother fucks my brother, can I just tell her that anal sex is in her genes?
There is what appears to be urine on the woman's bathroom sink. I just have so many questions right now.
That guy was drunk and couldn't get it up so he just tried to scissor me.
I do NOT want my proposal story to start "...he was peeing on me and then..."
The last time I went out with these guys I won an iced tea maker from a drag queen.
His penis is average but his stamina is amazing!!! I didn’t know I had that many orgasms in my body!!!!
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