Where you at
assisting at a photo shoot in williamsburg till 7ish. wassup?
Doesn't matter. I already jerked off in your bed.
if you lined all their dicks up next to eachother, it would be like at&t bars
I might have to break the "you stay out of my sister and ill stay out of yours" pact that i have with tim
I woke up with no pants, someone elses shirt, but my new years crown still on. That is dedication.
He ate me out like a beaver on a tree. I've never been so scared in my life
Well for starters the people who just made my burger at the grab and go just told me to "hang in there"
The neighbors outside are screaming at one another about God knows what and everyone is too scared to go outside and we NEEd more beer
Wrapped in a blanket, just ate a whole party pizza. All my dreams are coming true and you don't even care.
i made up my own drinking game and i took a secret shot every time someone asked me about school or my future
Andy was trying to screw his door shut from the inside so no one could get in.
All I'm saying is that any 24 year old guy who sends me a snapchat from the vantage point of his dick with the caption "hiding behind my weiner" is off my list potentially dateable guys.
I'm dressed as a caveman and drunk so that's not really an option
You took his virginity and then he got lost on his way back to his hotel room... We found him at 3am sitting on the sidewalk crying. Kudos.
Threw up on break at work. That brings our collective tally to 9 times. We can never drink like that on a monday again
As soon as you told us you were an ostrich with a big penis, we began to wonder what you were on and if you wanted to share.
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