quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
You know you love balls. Don't act all "I-Don't-Love-Balls-ish"
Nothing says "You're all grown up now" like setting up your 401k with shitty underwear.
i woke up at 5 am and found myself wrapped in christmas lights that were plugged into the wall.
I did something last night that I shouldn't have, but I don't want to tell you because you'll probably just make it your fb status...
I see you've learned your lesson.
last night i found out that about 5 of my friends audio recorded us having sex through the bedroom door, then auto tuned it in the tpain app on his iphone.
he kept saying "mind over matter" as he fucked me
We left the bar, went to a sex shop, bought penis shotglasses, went back to the bar and insisted that the bartender used them.
the room spins SO much faster in panama
Ask if he wants his tooth back. It's in the freezer. In the box of hotpockets.
He thought I was flirting with him but really I just needed someone to hold me up.
I haven't been that free with the boobs since I was 19. I'm putting them away for a while.
If you insist
The one guy literally flopped my boob out. Yes I insist.
I'm mailing you cans of corn and that's final.
I rubbed his back while he puked for an hour and then ended up getting laid when I tried to put him to bed, best puke and rally I've ever seen.
There's lube and condom packets all over the street we missed something awesome.
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