Important life lesson - flammable and inflammable mean the same thing
Foreign porn with subtitles is a little disappointing.
He came over while I was in the ER and hung pictures of himself around my house.
how was ur day?
this is strictly sexting don't make small talk.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
my goal was to make out with as many people dressed as batman as possible. I have my priorities.
Bartender at the wedding asked if he was making my drinks too strong. I laughed at him.
I should work for the FBI. Or planned parenthood.
That's quite a broad spectrum. What did you do?
Cut a hole in the crotch of my onesie so we could have sex without me getting cold. Best decision of my life.
sending him nudies in gran's hospital bathroom. you?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Literally the only reason we didnt get arrested was because the cop said I reminded him of Steve Stifler from American Pie
Woke up in the middle of my kitchen clutching a cheesy gordita crunch
it's ok my mom asked me why i had a guys shirt on and also why there was chocolate all over my bra
No it was fine, I've just never seen that many people eat dog food
I just saw a raccoon get launched out of a tree by another raccoon. They have turf wars...
He was cute in a Sketchy-trying-to-sell-you-a-vaccum-at-9-at-night kinda way.
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