OMG THIS GUYS LICENSE PLATE IS GETTNHRWET
Your TV has the DVD menu for White Chicks permanently burned into the screen. I can't anymore. That's just a whole different level that I cannot comprehend.
On the airplane today the pilot actually said "Ladies and gentlemen I'm sorry for the delay. But I know all of you have problems, and so do we..."
She was drinking straight whiskey out of her peacock shaped vase again.
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So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
He just kept pointing to each of us saying "arrested, arrested, arrested"
He just pushed one of his testicles up into his stomach and called himself lance armstrong. I can't make this shit up.
shes 19, drunk and said she has no gag reflex. im trying to decide if i have scruples
you dont
i dont
Well some days you just have to get blackout drunk and try to speak Spanish to French Canadian strangers
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3 things I learned last night: 1.) I'm not as light as I used to be. 2.) Sex on the roof of a convertible is a really bad idea. 3.) The hospital now has super glue pens for sealing minor cuts instead of stitches!
This is just what we do. We meet guys, go back to their place, smoke all their weed & go home to compete in out own version of Cupcake Wars.
I may or may not have definitely said the words "how do I put this beer in my purse without looking like an alcoholic" last night.
As a rule...I don't sleep with my friends or watch movies with talking dogs
This will never work. His dick is smaller than mine.
Wow. And yours is kind of small.
RIGHT?
i literally have the attention span of a weasel on steroids, but yeah, i know who you’re talking about.
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