I love how adderall is equivalent to money on a college campus. just got a ride home and paid the driver in adderall...yeeah buddy
Please come to History lecture. The kid two seats over is belligerently drunk.
Pre-game strategy: play thunder by yourself in the shower. Surprisingly, success.
This guy just showed us his webbed feet to prove that his son was actually his son
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That sucks about the drama. But hey, it's always a good day when you see someone get tazed!
I just looked at a girl and was like what disease does she have? And then my mind caught up ohhh shes pregnant.
I talk a lot when I drink rum. he was going down on me and i was telling him how i wished i could tap dance. oh god
He made the moves first, we made out...then we folded his laundry.
Today, my weed came in a pokéball. I officially love my dealer.
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Most of my life can be described like an HBO prison drama.
You were in the girls bathroom yelling at some random chick because you thought she stole all the urinals. That's why you were kicked out.
Dad danced on top of the bar with me last night. And has a video of me doing a beer bong.
there is puke in my bra ... again
The dog peed on the neighbors baby Jesus. No wonder she thinks we're the devil.
Last night was a bad idea. I'm hungover and the contents of my purse smell like Korean BBQ.
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