HELP! I am trapped in a douchebag ad... full of Affliction and Ed Hardy. Seriously? is he gonna leave his sunglasses on the entire 10 seconds of this encounter?
i can't help myself.. i am just so in love with the kitchen manager.
...he was wearing JNCO shorts.. i'm pretty sure i saw the dragon.
I'm about to cry with happyness at the beer that will be consumed
she made me put on a condom before giving me a handjob...this is why i hate freshmen
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I want to wear something that says I'm a lady (but I have condoms!)
After he finished he proceeded to check my boobs for breast cancer.
But I just had this pork pâté. It was dick grabbing.
There is a 1000000% chance you'll be turned down if you try coming on to me while I watch Star Wars.
Just saw a couple do like 5 Sakai bombs and my dad goes "who says love is dead"
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I was just tryna bring you beer girl. I should've known you'd be shirtless though
tell me you did not just describe yourself as "hot and bothered"
I don't know what part of my sober brain thought it was a good idea to get stoned when I can barely walk with crutches as it is, but that part is stupid.
I've just had two stress filled days in a row , I'm just going to shower and await your penis
I just need a big sign that says no more penis please hanging over my head at all times
you are the only girl i know that would bring a plate of cookies to a hook up. but they were awesome. thanks. next time cupcakes?
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