went in for an STD check and they referred me to an alcohol and drug councilor. kick me when i'm down.
they found her hiding behind the couch trying to feed a cabbage patch doll a bottle of tequila. please tell me she's on birth control.
There is too much vodka and too much dick.
is it bad that I didn't wash the cum out of my hair because it keeps my curls intact?
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drunk doesnt even begin to explain it. he said he was going to get playing cards from the lobby and came back 20 minutes later with a full set of sheets.
Someone apparently named 'eleaw' just text me asking if I had fun last night.
Why is there an appointment in my calandar called "get the fuck to the bus" at 3 am june 19th?
So if I tell her fire is hot and it will burn her... she's probably just going to keep throwing her vagina at it huh?
Hows the party lookin?
At a live sex show right now. Not sure about the employee party
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Security deposit gone.
burned down garage with fireworks.
So after I fell off 4 times we concluded I'm not allowed to ride him anymore.
I mean of all the things to be cockblocked by, Taco Bell is pretty high on the list
i dont know the whole gay terminator look is really hot on him
Dude, naked camping ALWAYS takes precedence. I would skip my own funeral to go naked camping.
I refuse to fake an orgasm. If I'm dating him, he better work for that shit.
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