talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
the new apple iphone has a feature that can find itself if you lose it, apple is getting closer to making a phone completely drunkproof...
I guess she didn't feel like it. There was hair all over it and everything
He actually believes he's not an alcoholic if he doesn't go to meetings.
ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
We had a race to see who could chug their vodka tonic faster. College doesn't seem to be working for me... I'm getting exponentially dumber
You spend 45 minutes trying to convince that pregnant girl you were with all night to have sex with you cause 'the worst had already happened.'
So from the residue on my balls I think it was mashed potatoes she had in her mouth
I think off duty cops drove me home. I may have been hitchhiking
it was all good until he screamed "for fraaannnceee" on his last thrust
Build a thousand brigdes, lick one butthole. What am I remembered for? Buttholelicking.
I just stole a bunch of balloons from a birthday party and am giving one to each person at the bar.
Can I put tequila in the fish bowl? I think he wants to party too
I'm not in it for just the sex. If I wanted mediocre dick once a week I would have stayed with one of my exes.
he sent a dick pic to my best friends phone for me cause mine died lol pretty sure he was regretting that night outta town.
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