DUUUDE!! just found out that the fbi has a kids page. guess who's got a new jumior officer printout badge?
my friend asked What a UTI was in front of everyone, letts just say his girlfriend was a lil pissed
He kept waking up periodically throughtout the night to bit my ear and pass back out.
That little tingle vodka gives me in my esphagus is what lets me know I'm still alive.
Yeah its great. Whenever we want a new bowl we hand it to Trevor and he clears it in one hit. Definitely one of the benefits to having a swimmer in your circle.
An image of us stuck like that like Pompeii comes to mind. A wonder for future anthropologists
I let that bitch know in no uncertain terms I was taking the coke dealer in the breakup
I am in an eBay bidding war over a build a bear one direction tshirt, this is who you choose to bone
Phone keeps correcting good morning to "food moaning" and I like the way it thinks.
If you're wondering about the mess, we had sex in the kitchen. There was noodles involved.
You were trust falling into bushes
All she has to do is text me and my dick gets hard. She asked how my day was going and it got hard.
You've discovered your super power: Your Vagina
I know this shouldnt be a problem, but there are too many women hitting on me. I dont know what to do
ALL I WANT IS SEMEN IN/ON/AROUND MY BODY. WHY IS HE MAKING THIS SO HARD.
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