I swear she didn't look like that last week.
I could hear his roommate in the background imitating my sex sounds...
Btw, I'm creating an event on fb to celebrate the one yr anniversary since we went to jail.
im almost positive that in mid thrust she told me she was pro choice
THERE ARE ENTIRELY TOO MANY HOT UNDERAGE GIRLS HERE FOR THIS TO REMAIN LEGAL.
yes he does come on. what guy wouldnt want his penis named after a dragon
I'm just high and in my robe and I would suck a dick for some pizza rolls. I can't talk about your problems right now
At this point I think you're just judging my taste in men
I'm cutting her off I can't have my good name soiled with these kinds of shenanigans
Shit is preposterous
He woke up & asked where his pants were then asked where he was then asked who I was. Been married 20 yrs. He was drunkest ever.
Current state of being: shivering like a new born kitten on the bathroom floor
We're lying on the pavement outside of the college. No one has asked if we're okay. I think they all understand.
He just stopped in the middle of undressing for sex to dip his slice of pizza in ranch. I think I’m in love.
can you take a pic of your glorious tits but not send it just yet? I need motivation to finish this bull shit presentation.
And then there was cum in my hair and he was making beans.
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