he said he got tested two months ago... he goes with his whole family.
You might have crossed the line by jerking off while she was in the bathroom taking a prego test. Just saying
It was darkish out, I was shit faced, and they should have marked the electric fence a little more clearly. The entire wedding reception saw me run full force into it
I have just gotten home. I saw a lot of penis tonight. On a trampoline. Shit got weird.
The alcohol just runs so smoothly thru my veins.
When he pulled it out last night I asked if that was as hard as it was going to get. I think I may have offended him.
My gynaecologist hit my g-spot today by accident and for some reason I went "at least someone found it" VERY AWKWARD
Who knew wearing a toga outside would provide for and infinite amount of dick to choose fron
oh btw ur so lucky i got stoned and passed out or we sooo would have bedazzled your dick while you slept. just sayin.
Am I under any obligation to let my new fuck buddy know I slept with his little sister?
All that stuff they told us in middle school about drugs being easy to find was a bullshit lie.
They weren't kidding when they said "Go Army Strong." Best sex I ever had.
Is she blowing you? I'm in the closet.
Have you ever forgotten how to pee? I did last night. Standing in front of the urinal with dick in hand. WTF were we drinking???
I just shaved my legs via the sink as to not wake my parents up because I know I'll be having marathon sex tomorrow after my certification exam... so this is life after college.
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