It was kinda weird being the boss
Did you feel like Tony Danza?
i don't know her name but she is cooking me brkfst then helpin me find my car.
she hot?
i don't wanna talk about it
sometimes i look at this picture of your cock before i go to sleep, there's something comforting about it
You shouted "FUCK SHANIA TWAIN" and then downed an Aquafina bottle of white wine none of us knew how to react
I was basically shocked at how calmly you accepted my violently shoving a french fry in your mouth.
Hey ask him if he likes swappy seconds
Her ex wouldn't stop texting her so she started replying with various pictures of Britney spears's breakdown
Wanna know what sucks. Banging the bosses daughter at work and having the boss walk in while you are fucking on his desk. Good day though. Made 6 sales
It's probably not healthy how legit bummed I am that my bottled of wine is gone.
It's truly amazing how much porn I can get in while my phones at 1% battery life.
We got a lap dance! I touched a boob!
I need you to be best friend brutally honest about whether or not I can go into public like this.
I lost the right to judge tonight
As your friend, I promise I will drink a full bottle of vodka and belly slide down the stairs with you if that test is positive
I can feel the shame as I walk down your hallway.. good night
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