chastity bono is officially a man...and has a really hot girlfriend...life doesn't make sense
I love family holidays its the only time when playing beer pong, and smoking hookah with my family isnt looked down upon
Pretty sure I saw a dude across the room give this girl the international hand gesture for "I'm going to fist you later", she seemed ok with it.
I was relieved after I found the unopened condom in my pocket. Then I found the open one in the other pocket..
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Trying to convince my mother to let me take some of my sisters Lortab to sell is not going well
Does she usually listen to trance and cut up broccoli when she's high?
Ok that kid was ether gay or 12 with a beard.
Three things I need a picture of: your friend, your bong, and your dick.
I mean, I'm twenty four years old and I've never paid for my own drink. You can't say that any of your ex girlfriends boobs are THAT great.
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Luckily my prof thought I was puking from nerves and gave me motivational mini speeches the entire final.
I figured working in my office on the 34th floor I'd be safe railing xanax off my desk. Of course, I snort it just in time for the window washer guy to give me a thumbs up.
Colombian exchange intern from my Mom's friend's ranch loves me, and is staying the night because we got each other drunk. Successful Christmas? I think yes.
Damn Instagram explore page. I am six months in to some girl I don't even know.
I turned off my domesticated goddess switch over 2 years ago and idk how to turn it back on. So in the mean time I'll dodge this gf bullet and eat free steak for as long as possible
Can you cover for me after lunch? I’ve never seen a guy who cums as much as my new Side Dick so now I need to clean the house before my husband gets home
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