My mom foundout about my dui nd just called me to come home. I just took acid like 30 min ago. Wht should i do?
just found out my sister was breast fed and i was not...pretty upset about that.
I hope you had to get up out of bed and walk across your room to check this text message
I vaguely remember telling people they were not trash cans
I'm afraid my bank account can't handle syllabus week.
Girl in my class with fire painted on her face. I. need. that. weed.
You tried to get the stranger on the sea bus to give you a bite of his chicken sub by repeating over and over "im in a girl band"
Everything was good until you pulled the bartenders hair because she cut you off
He kept calling my vagina a magic clam, and it was speaking to him, telling him to feed it his penis. I played along.
Luke did at least 8 shots of pure mayonnaise last night. I am not sure if that is better or worse than my 2 cement mixers?
Is it really bad that my last patient offered to fuck my brains out if I gave her IV morphine...and I gave her my phone number and told her when my shift is over?
I've somehow found myself in an emotionally abusive relationship with a married man who gives me drugs.
My life is quickly turning into a Lifetime movie.
Please tell me that all of the things I remember doing last night didn't really happen. Please.
scotch tastings during the week is a baaad idea. i woke up w no pants but wearing my winter coat
I've decided it's okay if I take a pregnancy test every month. Then I can be like, "Good job, self, way to not procreate this month!"
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